Sinister forces have compelled me to direct you to my favourite Blog of the week. It is the nerd-tastic Keeper of Lists website. Recent lists include the Top 35 Things Not To Say On An Airplane, Top 35 Annoying Things To Do In Your Next Business Meeting, and my personal favourite, Top 218 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants". Which I partially reproduce here for your pleasure.
1) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) The Force is strong in my pants.
4) Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5) Your pants, you will not need them.
6) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
8) Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
9) In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10) I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
1) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) The Force is strong in my pants.
4) Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5) Your pants, you will not need them.
6) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
8) Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
9) In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10) I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
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